Showing posts with label therapy dogs training. Show all posts
Showing posts with label therapy dogs training. Show all posts

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Dog Health Questions: My dog is biting... too late to fix???

I have a 9 year old corgi/shepherd mix. For years he's had problems where he just attacks out of nowhere. If I am laying on the couch, he'll go right under me and if I get up he will just attack. This is just sometimes..

I've had a trainer come to the house, she was here for about 20 minutes, hand feeding him and giving him little pieces of food to train him. Then outta no where, when she stepped backwards with the food, the dog attacked her feet.

This dog isn't I would say off the bat agressive, but he just attacks and I am wondering if it is too late to train him.. The trainer I had didn't work out. I've taken him to dog training classes in the park, he just sits there and doesn't growl or anything.

The vet thinks the dog is spoiled. She I try and train him myself, not let him lay next to the couch, not let him on furnature... or is it too late?

He bites and then two minutes later he wants to be petted.. He follows my mom and I everywhere.

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  • I wouldn't say it is too late - you need to be consistent though - and I don't think that food training is necessarily the answer...

    Look into another professional trainer - you and your mom need to be seen as the pack leaders...

    In the meantime...keep him on a leash, so that he can be reprimanded whenever he lashes out...

    Take him for lots of walks (under control - like healing) so he can burn off some energy...

    A tired dog is a happy dog...

    Be Consistent!

    Good Luck.Just read your edit...definitely keep him on a leash...you should never have to tiptoe around your dog, and apologize for moving...help each other out with the leash...to move the dog away, if necessary...whispering, and moving slowly so as to not annoy the dog is not the answer! Keep him off of the couch, and out of YOUR personal space until he can control himself...

    Practice, Practice, Practice -

  • my border collie pup does this to epexct I didn't do correct him as a baby cause I thought he was playing and I did but he just thought it was a game,so I stop walking and wait for him to move and when he does I walk again,but this doesn't really sound like my dog,I would turn a around grab his muzzle and squeeze it and say "NO BITE!" he will whine cause it hurts sounds mean I know but its helps alot he thinks its a game now so end it ! and then ignore him in for a few minuets dont baby him.he needs to know your the boss and hes not,you feed him and take care of him your the boss,hes controlling you.hope this helps :]

  • It is NEVER to late to rehabiliate a dog and train and owner. Explain your situation to a good trainer. If you are having trouble find one call your local humane society or breed specific rescue.

    It sounds like your dog is the "Alpha" in the household. You need to change that.

    I promise it is never too late to train.

    Good luck.

  • He has some sort of fear of being attacked first so he attacks before he is attacked...

    has anyone ever been aggressive with him? taken his toys or food of him?

    There is alot of information on the web re this.....
    its never to late to teach a old dog new tricks........ so training is the right answer.... and socialising.... take him training classes........

  • I'm with the Vet, the dog sounds spoiled - If he doesn't get his way, then he attacks for the attention it brings him.

    Work with another trainer 1 on 1, a "group class" in the park isn't going to be effective for him.

  • honestly being spooled is not a problem when u have leadership well stabilished. Ur dog is biting because he is the leader of ur pack and problem consider that u guys misbehaved somehow. So he needs to correct u.
    U don't really said how he bites. Is that a kind of snap bite?? Or that anger doesn't let go bite??? If its a snap bite he is correcting u. And as I can see u and ur family also treat him as the leader. Otherwise why would ur mother appologize to him.

    Honestly I don't think I know any other dog more spoiled than mine!!! But when the subject is leadership I let him know who is the boss.
    Maybe ur vet didnt explain himself well when he said for example to no let him on funiture is a way of stabilishing the alpha. Only the alpha dogs stay on higher position. So for example ur dog should not be in furniture if u are not three and if u don't allow it to be.
    I'm not sure being clear cause my battery is running out and I'm typing tonfsst.
    But let me say, it's never to late to train ur dog. They are very smart creatures. But there is also the possibility that ur dog has something wrong with him. Maybe he Is in pain or even a headache, a toothache, I don't know and that make him snappy and moody. So make sureur dog is phisically ok and then work hard in making urself and the member of ur family the alpha dogs.
    Being the leader is a responsability. And when u take that away from ur dog' shoulders they feel a lot more relaxed.
    I do think uay need a professional help but Id love to give u the pointers my dog''s trainner gave is. U can add me if u wish. I would love to help.
    And btw the secret is consistency and stopping the spoiling for the time being. When evrytuing is right and good u can go back to spoiling without breaking ur alpha role.
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Saturday, August 25, 2012

Dog Health Questions: Training collar... when did you decide to use it?

I asked yesterday about electric collars, I said I was against it and why. (also stated I was open minded, but people are quick to judge, oh well)

So, you lot have changed my mind, I see why one would be used, and in what situations. I have only ever seen them used in an unnecessary and negative way, so my opinion was tinted (hence why I asked yesterdays question, again, oh well)

At what point during your dogs training did you decide to use the collar as a training aid?

How old was your dog, what breed is your dog, and why did you use it?

What did you try before that, that made you consider the electric collar?

Or was it a last resort all together? If so, why?

Nice detailed answers please!

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Electric collars are BAD for dogs, do not use them. Use POSITIVE reinforcement for dogs. Shocking a dog does not fix the behavior in the long term, all it does it deliver a painful shock that stops the dog in his/her tracks. This does not teach the dog what behavior you want to see.

You must teach a dog what you want him/her to do, not just what you don't want him/her to do.

Shock collars are IMO one of the worst things you can do to your dog.

PS. Sooner or later the dog will realize that he/she can either run out of the shock collar's range, or will learn to just completely ignore you when the collar is no longer on. Because then, without your ability to shock your dog, there is no reinforcement to cause the dog to listen.

Remember, Positive Reinforcement. Never use negative reinforcement with a dog.

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  • if your having problems with your dog, and you think you have to use a training shock collar, then you are wrong.

    if your child was a baby and couldn't communicate with you because it couldn't talk would you hit your child for not doing what you want?

    the same is with a dog. i am sure that if your dog understands what you are saying he would stop his behavior in an instant, but of course, that is impossible.

    so what you need to do, if you feel you can't control your dog for whatever reason that i don't know, then consult an animal behaviorist. this person will tell you how bad your dogs case is and how to fix it. he or she will most likely suggest positive reinforcement. if you don't know what that is look it up.

    then, you can try on your own to train your dog with positive reinforcement, or you can contact a professional, positive reinforcement trainer who has experience with whatever problem your dog is having.

    good luck. and please don't get mad at people who you feel are "judging" you. their educated about shock collars, and any person who is educated on dogs will tell you not to use those things. they just care for your dog.

    well good luck, and hope you take this into consideration.

  • i do not agree with electric collars. there are also collars out there that shoot air or water up under the dogs chin which are more humain. You haven't said what your problem with your dog is so it is hard to recomend what the best training method would be. there are lots of training aids out there that i would try before i ever went near an electric collar. there are choke chains, clicker training, halti's, toy rewards etc.

  • I like explaining why I chose an electric collar.

    We live adjacent to fields and also near train tracks. While the fields are completely fenced and I am not worried about my dogs getting run over, they are, at times, out of earshot. To still feel like I have control, I chose to use the e-collar.

    I have a large breed dog who is now 9 months. While I questioned using it on him so young, he is a 100+ pound 9 month old. His size made up my mind. If he was smaller, I may have waited a bit longer. I also felt he was mentally ready. I had him on good control in the house and the small yard. He knew his basic commands, sit, lie down, come, and wait, so I knew that he understood what I wanted when I said one of these words.

    I started with "come" on the e-Collar. When we were outside playing, I would stop and say, "come" to him. He already would acknowledge this command about 90% of the time unless he thought he has something better to be doing. If he came right away, he got tons of affection and praise. If he did not, he got a buzz from the vibrate feature of my eCollar. I love the vibrate feature. It gets attention without using the shock. If he still chose not to listen, I would give him a low shock. My collar has several settings and I have never turned it past the 2nd setting of 5.

    I honestly only had to do this about 3-4 times before it was instant. Every time he felt the buzz, he knew that if he didn't come, a shock would follow. I am SO glad I chose to use the eCollar as it was an effective training tool for me. I much prefer the kinds with a remote for me to control when and what type of correction to use (vibrate or shock).

    I have seen it be poorly used by people who don't know what they are doing, which I think is terrible. It is not an easy fix and if done improperly, will do nothing more than scare a dog. It must be clear what the collar's purpose is. The shock needs to mean something to the dog. It can mean, "come back now" like for my dog, "stop barking", "no", or even "stop".

    Thanks so much for asking and not prejuding. I felt it was a necessary training tool for the purpose and look at it today the same way I look at a choke collar. My dog does not wear it all the time. Only when we go to the fields or somewhere I want him off leash but want control over him. Just like when I want to go for a walk, I grab his leash and choke chain.

    Add: Nikki~ My dog is not my child. It is a dog. If my child is misbehaving she gets a time out or a punishment of some sort. My dog does not understand time outs. I love my dog dearly and have taken the time to train him for his own safety.

    I have also tried the collar on my hand to experience it. While it didn't feel nice, it got my attention.

    I also feel that the collars are OFTEN misused, giving all people who use them a bad name. I am not using one in subsitution for training. I am using it in conjunction with training.

    That being said, everyone is entitled to their own opinion on the matter. The question wanted to know how people who used the collars do so, not if they are bad or not. :)

    I forgot to answer one of your questions. I have used it on my bullmastiff which was the dog I referred to in my example and a german shorthair pointer (not the one I rescued who was abused...not a canidate for and eCollar in my opinion)

    ADD #2: Was I one of the only ones to read the question? The asker asked people who use an eCollar their personal experiences...not if it is good or bad or that they even needed or wanted to use one.

  • An E fence 1 foot off the ground caused a Boxer to become neurotic. He'd sit & bark & bark & bark at the wire, it did not matter if it was working or not. Poor dog NEVER got over it, til the day he died. Not because of the fence but of old age.

    I tried the same thing with my dogs & I spent more time walking the fence line to see if a weed or piece of grass was touching the wire & grounding it out. I tried it 1 foot off the ground & I tried it at the top of the fence line. It never phased my dogs at all. What was a little electric shock to getting to run all over the neighborhood?

    I would never use the E-collar cause shock therapy is not what I wanted. I had to train them & went through all kinds of stuff just to keep them in their yard. Finally a 6 foot high fence with chicken wire attached at the bottom finally did it.

    What is stopping your from putting up a good fence? Zoning?, neighborhood coalition?, You are renting?

    Zoning here will allow any kind of fence. Block, wood, wire, chain link, just what ever. A fence is the only safe way to keep your dog at home.

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    It only takes a split second to cross the line of electricity & after that he is free to go where he wants to. At a full run it is less than a split second to cross the line & he is gone. This is not your answer.

  • I Have read your question and all i can do is to tell you that the collar i used did not shock the dog,i hate that term. It just gave him a mild tweak even at the highest setting.Dogs just do not like the sensation. I had an 80lb lab mix and live near a street with traffic and figured a mild tweak was better than a fast moving delivery truck. Yes it was a last resort,a clicker or voice command was not enough. He was smart and learned quickly the joys of being able to roam freely within his home boundaries. Try one on your wrist and if it is a humane collar it will not harm or hurt you. I paid $200.50 for mine.

  • I assume you mean by training collar, actually an electric collar?

    I used one once with my last Sheltie.

    We live on a row crop farm. From the day I got "Micah" at 9 weeks old I began training him meticulously. Before a year old he was reliable off leash on the farm. He was my competition agility dog and companion. We took him hiking, fishing and camping....reliable off leash.

    Then one day, when he was about 5 or 6, while out walking the farm he kicked up a jack rabbit. But this time he wouldn't call off.

    Micah was a trained dog, he knew what "come meant". He had called off birds and bunnies before. This time he "chose" not to respond.

    Borrowed an electric collar, went walking the farm for several days until we kicked up another rabbit, he started to take off. "Micah leave it! Come!" no response. "MICAH! COME" no response....zap!

    Solved
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Monday, June 18, 2012

Dog Health Questions: Dog Training?

I want to know how to train a labrador retriever to not bite me each time I tell him to be quiet and not to bite me when I try to pet him and to be quiet

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Labs are a retrieving breed - we are talking very very oral. Their first response to stimulation is the mouth - pick something up, hold something, carry it, grab it, lick it, nip it......

There can be two reasons that he is doing it. One or the other or both can be the cause.

(1) unchecked play aggression

(2) dominance aggression

PLAY AGGRESSIONPuppies bite - that is how dogs and puppies play with each other.

If he wasn't taught very early on, that connecting with the teeth with humans is not acceptable, he will do it all his life. It is a means of play among dogs - wtach two dog buddies wrestling, slamming into each other AND grabbing at each othe with their teeth.

It has nothing to do with teething and everything to do with a dog's idea of play. When he gets excited (and needs to be told to quiet down), he will be wound up to play. Your hands moving around his head or body and - bingo, its play time

You have to DO something about it. Ignoring it just teaches him that it was okay to do that.

When he nips at you, roar NO in a deep voice, grab him by the collar or back of the neck, push him down and hold him on the ground and as you are doing that and snap your fingers on the end of his nose or slap his nose with your fingers. WHhle you pin him down and get his nose, lean over him and keep saying BAD BAD BAD - do NOT let your voice slide up, make it deep. Make him look at you and make eye contact with you as you socld - make your face stern and frown.

In a group of dogs, if he nipped the leader, they would knock him over, grab the skin on his neck or the side of his face and pinch it without breaking the skin, and growl.

You have to use a deep voice - no letting it slide upwards. The boss dog uses deep tones (growl, rumble in their chest) to convey displeasure. The one who submits (and loses the confrontation) yips or yelps in piercing high tones.

So do what they would do. That is something a dog understands instinctively - born preprogrammed to get that message. Lot of theories out there about yelping in pain ( thats what the dog who loses the mock playfight does so he just became the Alpha with repsect to you) and pushing him away or (really dumb) spraying him with water - but your puppy didn't read those books!

Get after him about EVERY SINGLE TIME - you must be 100% consistent. -----------

Now, you should also get to an obedience class. If the dog feels free to nip at you and ignore you, you need to learn to take control and he needs some serious lessons in etiquette.

If this keeps up, someone is going to get hurt if he gets in a serious snit over being told he can't have his way and he is doing it because of dominance aggression (Alpha bossing the less Alpha just because he can.) Could be you, could be a guest, cold be the neighbor's kid...... What is worrisome, is that it could be dominance aggression and a few scolding and taps on the nose are not going to relly solve the basic problem - you will need a lot more help. It would really help to know his age because that makes a difference in the assessment.

There is this assumption out there is the cosmic internet space that Labs are super easy to deal with, easy going, don't really get bad habits......

Actually Labs are a difficult breed to train in obedience work to a standard sufficient for competition. They really don't care that much about pleasing their handler so as to motivate them to really try - a "whatever - I sort of did it so buzz off" attitude; and they are relatively impervious to praise or correction - its water off a duck's back. They have a strong stubborn streak and are a passively resistant breed. (The sight of a Lab on the first day of one of my obedience classes mad me reach for some anti-inflammatories for me in anticipation of the point when the dog goes " Nope, don't feel like doing a 'down' so I'm just gonna keep on sitting here and watching the sky. Yawn")

In addition, due to the over-breeding to meet popular demand, we are now starting to see some aggression problems in the breed. The National breed club accredited by the AKC has now posted this on their breed rescue website: "Lab Rescue does not work with aggression. A dog that bites will not be brought into the program."

http://www.thelabradorclub.com/rescue/

This is interesting because I have never seen such a statement on the website of any other breed - including German Shepards, Rottweilers or Dobes.

I gave you something to do an emergency fix. You need to get to a professional trainer. If he is biting out of aggressionn as well as dog play, you have a serious problem and you need to have the situation assessed in person by a knowledgeable trainer. I would not recommed Petsmart - the "fast food" of dog training. You neeed someone who works with competition performance dogs and/or field dogs. Start here:

http://www.akc.org/clubs/search/index.cf…

http://www.akc.org/clubs/search/index.cf… (Search set on all-breed)

http://www.akc.org/clubs/search/index.cf…

http://www.akc.org/clubs/search/index.cf… (set on field trial)

http://www.akc.org/events/trainingclubs.…Find the ones closest to you. They will be able to help you find someone in your area.Contact your breeder post haste. A responsible reliable breeder who cares what becomes of their puppies will want to know and can offer you help because they will know the temperments, behavior and attitudes of the entire bloodlines on both sides.

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  • A dog doesn't usually bite unless they're puppies, or the owner (hint hint)did something to upset him or her. But to stop the biting, what you have to do is make sure you're not scared. If your dog picks up any hesitation or any fear, you're wasting your time trying. When your dog tries to bite you, don't immediately pull back. Say no firmly. That's what I do when my dog bites, and she immediately stops. If I get scared though or show hesitation she keeps on growling. Be the boss and your dog'll stop biting you. Just don't hurt your dog in any way!

  • sound like your dog is being sassy i think it is more of a friendly bite then a hurtful bight but you must establish dominince (dog are grouped in packs you must be the leader of the pack) i have a lab who does the same thing when we play shes really sassy but when she knows im mad at her for biting she will stop ( are you sure "be quiet" and "dont bite" are in his vocabulary) ( i thing that could lead to this is that your dog is really excited to see you )

  • ask your vet for a training program recommendation. petsmart has one too. the issue with labs is that they are very very high energy. most people keep them in the backyard all day long and they get bored out of their mind and go crazy, which causes behavoiral problems. i promise once your dog starts getting DAILY exercise the behavioral problems will subside. start walking and jogging for at least an hour EVERYDAY which is good for you too.use a very short leash and maybe a pinch/choke collar so your dog doesnt not walk in front of you but beside you, very important! if your dog walk in front of you he will think he is the boss. frisbee and fetch are good alternatives too. so many people buy this beautiul breed they are very popular but sadly most are nuerotic because of lack of stimulation, they are very smart, but they are bred to go to work everyday for hours straight. they need mental and physical stimulation. i know it is not easy but you took on the responsibility, and like most lab owners maybe you didnt research the breed or you ignored the part that said high energy. when he bites say very loud stop or no and pop him on the nose.

  • Try sit w/a treat, followed by a be quite command. If that doesn't work, lob a water balloon at him. I never thought that our dog would "no chew" but he's older. Just keep working on it.
    He knows his own toys, but is still young enough to have to keep correcting him. When he bites, say no chew & shove one of his own toys in his mouth! Now when he barks & I open the door, he"ll lay down expecting that water baloon - funny! He shuts up then, ha!

  • They usually do they when they are Baby puppies You should try calming it down and when it follows what you say you give it a Treat so you can teach it right from Wrong Also If that does not work When your Dog Bites you don't show no fear Just look mad and serious that might do the trick
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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Dog Health Questions: Dog Training Tips?

Ok I just got this dog. It isn't a puppy a older dog. Small terrier it has a problem of peeing in the house what is the best way to break this habit.

He is older not a puppy. I have had him for nearly a month still trying to find away to break this habit.

Thanks so much for your help

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Look for clues that he is "telling" you that he needs to go outside. Sometimes we may mistake the clues to them wanting attention. If he comes up to you, out of the blue, ask him if he needs to go outside and then take him out. Always make sure to tell him that he is a good dog for doing his business outside. He will start wanting to do it more. Keep on his schedule of vacating, as horrible as it may be sometimes, and you should be fine. Good Luck!

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  • Is he intact? What I mean is, has he been neutered? If not, do that first.

    He may have developed a very bad habit of marking his territory inside the house. You don't say if you have any other dogs in the house, if you do, he may be marking the house because he is stressed from the other dogs. If no other dogs in the house, then he just may be stressed from other things going on. You have only had him a month.

    Terriers are pretty high-strung dogs. How often to you walk him, and for how long?

    Do you play with him? Terriers need a LOT of exercise and attention.

    Maybe an obedience class would be helpful. He might not be taking you seriously as the pack leader.

  • Crate training will help. When you aren't supervising him, put him in his crate. Let him out every few hours and right after meals so he can do his stuff, and praise him for going in the right place. If the problem is marking, neutering may help, but so will telling him "no" and supervising him.

    You have some great advice! Definitely take him to a beginning obedience class. Terriers are very smart and benefit from obedience training, and you will too! Even if he knows the basics like "sit," I bet you'll get some good advice. You'll also have a trainer to talk to about your specific issues. Good luck!

  • First off you should definatly get him neutered. Adult male dogs will mark their territory. As per training, positive reinforcement is always the best key.

    When you catch him in the act, move him. Although it may seem pointless, because most likley he's already finished peeing, but move him to the place he should have gone anyway. Make sure to clean the soiled spot thouroughly with an amonia free cleaner.

    When he does go outside. PRAISE HIM. Make a huge fuss and give him cookies. I only give our dog cookies for training purposes. You will be surprised how quickly they catch on. For them its as simple as 'if i pee outside, i get a treat....if I pee inside, I don't'

    It just takes patience, the more repititon the better the dog will catch on.

  • Get him on a schedule first. For example, a good walk in the AM before you leave the house and when you get home - 30 min - and that should tire him out so and empty his bladder. Is there someone who can come and check on him while your not home so he gets a break while our gone. Also watch him like a hawk if he looks like he about to pee tell him no right away and then take him straight outside so he can pee. Always use the smae door and eventually he will associate that door with having to go. After awhile you'll see him go to that door when he needs to go. Some dogs learn this very quickly some may take longer. You need to be consistent with the training as if your not he will become confused and revert back to his old ways. It will take a lot of work - Good Luck!!

  • I have a male terrier myself, hopefully i can help you in some way. First off do you know how old he is? Because is he is over 6 months of age it is natural for male dogs to mark.....if they are not neutered.
    Second, you NEED to get him neutered. If this is a marking issue and not just a potty issue, then the neutering will help subside it. It will not make the marking go away. If marking is the answer. It is also healthier for animals to be spayed/neutered and they will live longer.
    Now, you need to purchase a crate, no larger than for him to sit, turn around and lay down. No bigger than this. You need to crate train him for pottying when you are not able to supervise him or when you are away from home at any time. Get him on a schedule. I will use my dog's schedule as an example. I crate him as soon as we go to bed, the next AM, i take him out immediately (do not let him run around the house) he will need to potty very soon after you let him out. I walk my dog and let him do #1 and #2. I keep walking him until he does both. I have him on such a good schedule he ALWAYS does both. You will get your dog on a similar schedule with some time. If the dog does only one number and not the other, then you need to bring him in the house and WATCH him. Do not let him out of your sight. If he gives you signs of peeing or leg lifting you need to correct him. A sharp NO and loud clapping of your hands will do it. Then grab him immediately and take him outside. Praise him when he does it outside. Repeat this process each and everyday until he understands that peeing in the house is not appropriate. The other comment with treats and cookies is perfect. This will give him incentive to do his business OUTSIDE not inside. Whenever i an not at home my dog is always in his crate....ALWAYS. When i take him out, i repeat the process above. Crate training helps with marking and potty training and also keeps him safe. This will take time and work but you can break him of this. Crate training is the absolute best thing i have ever done for my dog and my household. Good Luck!!!!

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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Dog Health Questions: Does my Assistance Dog (trained and certified in Australia) have public access rights in New Zealand?

I want to go to New Zealand with friends and I'd like to know if my Assistance Dog will have public access rights.

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Here's a site for the flight - http://www.biosecurity.govt.nz/files/imp…

Public standards internationally - http://www.assistancedogsinternational.o…

You could also contact Mobility Dogs NZ, with any questions. I'm sure they would be happy to help - http://www.mobilitydogs.co.nz/

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    Friday, December 30, 2011

    Dog Health Questions: Good dog training/trainers in glasgow?

    hi, i live in glasgow and are looking for a good dog trainer or training school i can take my dog to.

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    I have used K9camp training before and they are wonderful. You can contact Mark Tobin @ the website K9camptraining.com. There is a class starting on Juse 24th for 6 weeks, 1 hour classes.

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