Dog Health Questions: Dog Training Superlatives!?

For Graduating Training classes. I'm trying to get ideas for Superlatives for my graduating doggy obedience classes.
like
"most likely to poop on the floor"
"class clown"

etc etc.

any ideas that are dog related?!

THANKS!!

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best smile
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prettiest eyes
nicest hair
best dressed (nicest collars and leaches. Unless you do have one that the owner actually dresses.)
best in sports
these can all be used for dogs.

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• Fastest (of the class) to sit.
  Fastest Tail Wagger
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• most playful
  loudest bark
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