aggression problems down the road.
DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just
another word for a small cage.
DON'T let your dogs sleep outside at night.
DON'T let your dog sleep, you should be playing with
him all the time.
DON'T keep more than 2 dogs. Each dog requires
considerable time and energy, and it is impossible for
a reasonable dog owner to spend quality time with more
than 2 dogs.
DON'T keep less than 5 dogs. Dogs are pack animals,
and five dogs is the minimum number for proper socialization.
DON'T feed your dog kibble. Kibble is the invention of
evil capitalists who want your money, and kibble has
no nutritional value whatsoever. You might as well
feed your dog sawdust.
DON'T cook your dogs meat or chicken. Cooking destroys
all the nutrients.
DON'T feed your dog raw meat or chicken. Raw food
contains salmonella, e-coli, and other harmful bacteria.
DON'T let your dog drink out of a plastic bowl. It
will turn his nose pink.
DON'T poke your eye with a sharp stick. It has nothing
to do with dogs but is a good rule nonetheless.
DON'T microchip your dog. A nearby cell phone can cause
a micro chipped dog to explode, or so says the lady
running the tattoo shop.
DON'T tattoo your dog on the ear. A dog thief can cut
off the tattooed ear.
DON'T tattoo your dog on the thigh. He'll be a tripod
before you can say GINSU.
DON'T keep a collar on your dog when unattended. He
could get caught on something and choke.
DON'T leave your dog unattended without a collar. He
could run away without any identification.
DON'T transport your dog in a plastic crate. Plastic
crates don't allow sufficient airflow.
DON'T transport your dog in a wire crate. In a car
accident, a wire crate transforms into a doggie
skewer.
DON'T let your dog drive. Its against the law in many states.
DON'T enter your dog in conformation. It's b-o-r-i-n-g for the dog.
DON'T enter your dog in obedience. It's B-o-r-i-n-g
with a capital "B".
DON'T enter your dog in agility. The jumps will injure
his joints.
DON'T send your dog out with a handler. Only a
psychopath would send their beloved pet with a
complete stranger.
DON'T handle the dog yourself. You've got a great dog,
and he deserves a much better handler than you will ever be.
DON'T get a purebred dog. Too much inbreeding has
produced dogs with temperament and health problems.
DON'T get a mutt. You don't know anything about their
pedigree. In fact, if your thinking about getting a
dog, get a cat instead.
DON'T. Don't. That's right, you heard me, just don't.
DON'T leave your dog's dew claws intact. He will rip
one off jumping a log or something, which is quite painful.
DON'T remove your dog's dew claws. Dew claws are
acupuncture points that are needed for proper
functioning of the kidneys.
AND, the #1 DON'T....
DON'T trim your dog's whiskers. Dogs use their
whiskers to determine the size of their head, which is
important when they are out shopping for a new hat.
The question is, have you found any good ones lately?
Dog Training Problems - How to Overcome Them
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Don't vaccinate as vaccinations cause cancer.
Don't microchip as chips cause cancer.
Don't train your dog as it makes him a slave to people.
Don't let your dog walk on linoleum as it damages his joints.
Don't feed your dog a commercial diet as they are full of fillers and unbalanced.
Don't walk your dog on a choke chain, harness, pinch collar, head collar or other types of collars for various ignorant reasons.
Don't let your dog swim as he might catch cold.
Don't bathe yopur dog as it strips the oils out of his coat.
and the ignorant "don'ts" go on...
Overview of Dog Training
- LOL
- Some of those are pretty funny
- hi,
No dog is born with good manners. Pooping on the carpet, leaping enthusiastically onto guests, pulling so hard he practically yanks your arm out of the socket when on walks--that's all perfectly acceptable in the canine world. It's up to you to teach your dog to behave the way we humans want him to. Not training your dog and expecting him to be pleasant to live with is like never sending your child to school and expecting him to ace the SATs.
here are some guidelines:
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hope this helps.
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